I was joking the other week with a photographer friend from North Carolina that I could levitate a book because I had such awesome powers of mind control. Well, she asked me how it was going, and of course, I can't NOT respond to that. So I figured I'd do even better than levitating a book - I would levitate a person! Myself, to be specific. So I set up a camera on a tripod and recorded my telekinetic ability for all posterity.
^^^ Hmmm... the kitchen looks like as good a place as any to start with this. I ponder my strategy...
^^^ Whoa! It's working! I'm off the ground! Wait 'til Charo sees this!!!
^^^ I am so totally awesome! I can FLY! No more dealing with rush hour traffic for me... I'll be above all that! Suckers!
^^^ But wait... my powers were too great! It seems I not only levitated myself, but all the furniture and appliances as well. What was that quote from Spider Man? "With great power comes great something something..." . I'll have to reconsider this whole levitation deal until I have a better grasp on it.
^^^ Oh... so THAT's where all the furniture went. Great. Just great. I always wanted to do my laundry in the middle of the dining room... -
(To be continued...)